Say It Isn't So

The Jawa Report is discussing the Obama Truth Squads in Missouri. In his report he says:

Did you know that Barack Obama once had a gay sex orgy with the entire offensive line of the 2003 Nebraska Cornhuskers? I'm willing to swear an affidavit to it and take a lie detector test.

Now that is not the rumor I heard. I don't know where Rusty gets his misinformation but the way I heard the rumor was that B. Obama had a gay sex orgy with the starting line up of the Chicago White Sox and three players to be named later.